Browns Suck
December 1, 2008
News flash! The Browns Suck! Oh, that’s right, they always suck.
Years ago, there was a young fella named Tim Couch. All the potential in the world thrown behind an awful offensive line. So everyone wanted the backup, Kelly Holcomb to play. Well, Timmy got injured so Holcomb was going in…and the crowd cheered while Timmy was laying on the field. It’s rough in that stadium sure, and drunk, but you’d think people would cheer Kelly, not boo Tim. The good news is that all of those loyal Dawg fans learned their lesson and would continue to root and support their team in a positive way.
Up until Sunday afternoon. Derek Anderson, who happens to suck also, was laying there on the field clutching his knee when those loyal fans started cheering. I’m pretty sure they weren’t cheering for Dorsey. Now I know as much as the next Browns fan that Quinn is going to be the guy. For good or bad, it’s going to be his team, but can anyone actually cheer finishing this season with Dorsey at the helm? The guy was a college stud but so was Ryan Leaf. He’s a great third quarterback and Derek is a good second quarterback. Who would you rather have on the field???
I wonder how long it will be before Quinn wakes up on the field to hear the crowd cheering? Hopefully a very, very long time.