Tommy H. Christ
January 25, 2007
So my boy Tom Cruise is being called Jesus. What a freaking joke. It’s pretty obvious that my short stint at Scientology for Sex left me a little tainted by the cult of personality, but still any human being with a conscience, however mutated it may be, realizes how ludicrous this is. The man is clearly insane. Have you seen Nicole Kidman???
This is wrong on so many levels it’s hard to talk about. It’s not even polite. L. Ron Hubbard is a SCIENCE FICTION writer. I may not believe that a book written after the fact can be considered prophecy either, but Battlefield Earth is not Revelations.
Time will tell if Tommy Boy has the stuff to last for thousands of years. I won’t be around for it of course, but maybe I’ll get lucky and be there for the whole crucifixion thing. It’ll probably be on Oprah.
January 29, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Why the rant? There is nothing wrong with this. It is a worthy profession, one warranting respect and admiration.
When press for an answer Jesus responded, “I’m a fisherman.”
Fishing is one of the oldest professions. From time immemorial, people have been plying this trade on rivers, streams, and oceans. Don’t cast your net far and wide lest you be caught under it.
To quote someone else, “Fish is good eating.
If God didn’t want us to eat animals, He wouldn’t have made them out of meat.”